{"id":605,"date":"2015-03-15T21:44:05","date_gmt":"2015-03-16T01:44:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scholarblogs.emory.edu\/basicproblems002\/?p=605"},"modified":"2015-03-18T14:20:06","modified_gmt":"2015-03-18T18:20:06","slug":"so-descartes-walks-into-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scholarblogs.emory.edu\/basicproblems002\/2015\/03\/15\/so-descartes-walks-into-a-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"So Descartes Walks Into a Bar&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I stumbled upon a philosophy joke a few weeks ago, and I think most people know this one already. The joke goes:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Rene Descartes walks into a bar and orders a drink. When he finishes his drink, the bartender asks him if he would like another. Descartes replies, &#8220;No, I think not,&#8221; and disappears in a puff of logic.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><!--more-->We haven&#8217;t formally studied Descartes in class, but most people should be familiar with his famous line, &#8220;I think, therefore I am.&#8221;\u00a0Descartes&#8217; idea is that because he thinks and is conscious, therefore he exists. In this joke,\u00a0he says &#8220;I think not.&#8221; This line\u00a0would\u00a0normally would be understood as turning down another drink, but in this context,\u00a0we understand it as Descartes saying that he does not think, so he\u00a0is not conscious and therefore does not exist.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to understand this philosophical proposition better, so I looked up a <a title=\"YouTube video on Descartes\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=BWH00ugAeEc\" target=\"_blank\">YouTube video<\/a> on it.\u00a0Here&#8217;s a very brief and simplified version of the already brief and simplified video: the key to understanding &#8220;I think, therefore I am,&#8221; (in Latin: &#8220;c<em>ogito ergo sum<\/em>&#8220;) is by understanding how\u00a0doubt plays into it. In Descartes time, there was a thing called &#8220;Global Skepticism&#8221; where everybody questioned the existence of everything. They thought that there was\u00a0no actual guarantee that anything that they\u00a0perceived actually existed (think The Matrix style brainwashing). Amidst this uncertainty, Descartes thinks that the only thing that he\u00a0can be certain of is\u00a0his own thoughts. Therefore, he is certain that\u00a0he exists.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, Descartes theory is a lot more complex than I make it to be. What do you guys think about it? Also if you guys know any good philosophy jokes, or puns in general, please share them with me!<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 810px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/pungirls.net\/strip\/istrip_files\/strips\/20070106.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/pungirls.net\/strip\/istrip_files\/strips\/20070106.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"299\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">A comic strip of Rene Descartes and his theory of doubt, taken from pungirls.net.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I stumbled upon a philosophy joke a few weeks ago, and I think most people know this one already. The joke goes: Rene Descartes walks into a bar and orders a drink. 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