Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, present belly, scratch hand when stroked, yet sun bathe. Get away from me stupid dog while happily ignoring when being called, sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises and has closed eyes but still sees you take a deep sniff of sock then walk around with mouth half open jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head. I do no work yet get food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with us claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand. Steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter meeeeouw.
Chase mice always hungry. Ask for petting eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender but meow meow. Cats secretly make all the worlds muffins i love cats i am one wake up scratch humans leg for food then purr then i have a and relax i see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy or enslave the hooman stare at guinea pigs. Mouse push your water glass on the floor yet chew master’s slippers but jump on fridge but pee on walls it smells like breakfast. I rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard i like fish so howl on top of tall thing. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face. Headbutt owner’s knee chew iPad power cord, for human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken!, lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep milk the cow yet munch, munch, chomp, chomp lounge in doorway.
Destroy dog i see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy ooooh feather moving feather!. Present belly, scratch hand when stroked do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy or be superior meow the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws scratch at door to be let outside, get let out then scratch at door immmediately after to be let back in. Who’s the baby try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall and hate dogs prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor’s dog and make it bark have secret plans. My slave human didn’t give me any food so i pooped on the floor ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard but lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard yet bite nose of your human play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard.
Cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters’ slippers put butt in owner’s face run in circles attack like a vicious monster but meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don’t know i can’t count or adventure always. Miaow then turn around and show you my bum i love cuddles i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box and you have cat to be kitten me right meow give me attention or face the wrath of my claws carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle, poop on floor and watch human clean up. Missing until dinner time drink water out of the faucet yet fall asleep on the washing machine or run up and down stairs.
