Dashing through the lab
In my new lab coat
Cleaning pipettes I go
Can’t find my lab notebook
Filling out the disclosure
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A tech transfer song tonight …
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CER reports, CER reports
Triage all the way
Oh! What fun it is to write these
Every single week
CER reports, CER reports
Triage all the way
Oh! What fun it is to write these
Every single week
Dashing through the prior art
Please no public disclosures
First to file I go
God please let it be enabled
Useful, novel, non-obvious
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A tech transfer song tonight …
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Dashing through the literature
Writing that old tech brief
Through the database I go
Sending lots of marketing
Finding that perfect partner
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A tech transfer song tonight …
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Dashing through the agreement
Can’t read all these definitions
Red lining I go
And hoping that they’ll sign
Bells for signed licenses
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A tech transfer song tonight …