Tech Transfer Jingle Bells

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Happy Holidays from OTT GraphicDashing through the lab

In my new lab coat

Cleaning pipettes I go

Can’t find my lab notebook

Filling out the disclosure

Making spirits bright

What fun it is to laugh and sing

A tech transfer song tonight …

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CER reports, CER reports

Triage all the way

Oh! What fun it is to write these

Every single week

CER reports, CER reports

Triage all the way

Oh! What fun it is to write these

Every single week

Dashing through the prior art

Please no public disclosures

First to file I go

God please let it be enabled

Useful, novel, non-obvious

Making spirits bright

What fun it is to laugh and sing

A tech transfer song tonight …

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Dashing through the literature

Writing that old tech brief

Through the database I go

Sending lots of marketing

Finding that perfect partner

Making spirits bright

What fun it is to laugh and sing

A tech transfer song tonight …

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Dashing through the agreement

Can’t read all these definitions

Red lining I go

And hoping that they’ll sign

Bells for signed licenses

Making spirits bright

What fun it is to laugh and sing

A tech transfer song tonight …