Mandolin
NATIONAL ANTI-BANJO LEAGUE
Q: What do you call someone who hangs out with bluegrass musicians?
A: Banjo Player
Q: How can you tell if a banjo player has perfect pitch?
A: He can trow it into a dumpster without hitting the rim.
Q: Why did the mass murder at the Banjo convention go unsolved?
A: There were no dental records, all the victims had the same DNA, and nobody was reported missing.