Ceray Doss-Williams (PMO) recently received her Project Management Professional (PMP) credential, the most important industry-recognized certification for project managers … but then broke her ankle moments later!
While details are fuzzy as to how the injury occurred (and Ceray is not talking), rumor has it that she was out celebrating with Kid Rock, Johnny Manziel, and Drake when an unfortunate accident occurred on the dance floor. Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Bill Szabrak (PMO) decided she needed a few warning signs to avoid further injury, so he adorned her office with several hilarious signs:
- Warning: a PMP lives here, approach with extreme care!
Some of Bill Szabrak’s helpful safety signs! - Warning: Object could roll off table and injure foot!
- Warning: No step. Flat surface. Do not adjust balance or gait!
- Warning: Wall! Approach with caution.
- Warning: Another wall! Beware of injury. Risk to knee, elbow, or head!
- Warning: Desk! Can cause undetermined number of injuries.
- Warning: Bookshelf! Books, shelves or entire unit could fall!
- Warning: Pens! Improper use may cause injury to eye or neck!
- Warning: Plant! Do not eat!
- Warning: Scissors! Enough said.
- Caution: Look both ways when exiting!
All kidding aside, we are proud of Ceray’s accomplishment. Drop by the PMO office and congratulate her…just watch the leg!
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